So, I seem to be completely fucking retarded when it comes to relationships, and finding a girl who’s actually interested in me and not in fucking with my head. I’m not a very emotive person, but when it comes to the spectrum of feelings ranging from vague attraction to love (whatever that is, dopamine addiction or not) I turn into a complete mess. Going from friendship to romantic attraction is a huge leap, and I'm tired of being enticed to make that leap only to be shoved back on the other side. If I could flip a switch turn the whole romantic part of my brain off, I would, just to save myself the bullshit; but that’s not really an option. So what I’m trying to say is if there’s some other hopeless romantic in the mountains of North Carolina that’s interested in having actual intelligent conversations and building a legitimate relationship, and not a one-night stand or fucking and running or whatever us retarded college kids are supposed to be doing... please, come find me, because I can’t seem to find you.